Born a cynical bastard with a deep hatred for any authority figure he enjoys spending his spare time eating only things that have mothers, creating a true perpetual motion machine, clubbing baby seals, solving the economic crisis, seducing women with his “mind words”, participating in deforestation, singing songs that straight white guys have no business even knowing, wearing awesome hats and watching Fox News… As if that isn’t enough, lets just say if it involves drugs or violence he will be there, hell he probably planned it because he’s so gangsta.  He does more gangster shit before noon than most “gangsters” gangster in a week.  He has had numerous jobs that some can only dream some of.  They include (but not limited to) a light house keeper, a romance novelist (under a pen name) where he also posed as the cover model, and a blimp pilot…Gangsta!  The Dos Equis guy actually calls him for advice…  But, Donovan looks forward to a simpler time, when he’s not “married to the streets”, so he can relax on his houseboat with his “Boo”, (yet to be named) cause every thug needs a lady, and his dog “Kanye” and pursue his true passion as a country western musical superstar.  

Birthday: August 14 - Columbus, Ohio

Movie: Too many to say.  Anything that can be called nerdy or dorky, like Monty Python and the Holy Grail or A Walk to Remember.

Show: Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Actor: Steve Buscemi

Actress: Natalie Portman

Band: I have full albums of Alkaline Trio and Third Eye Blind on my iPod.

Comedian: Dave Chappelle

Color: Green

Food:  Any Seafood

Restaurant: Haiku

Season: Any but Winter. I like the beer gardens.

Subject: Science

Sport: Basketball

Team: Cleveland Cavaliers

Hero: My Dog.. I guess. (I named him "Hero") & Stephen Lynch

Furthest from home - Jamaica

Travel Destination - Kokomo (It's in Indiana)

Last person you said "Hi" to - Your Mom

Things that annoy you - Stupid People

Last person that made you mad - JK London

Makes you happy - Live music, beer gardens and BJ's

01 - I've jerked off while watching the Power Rangers.

02 - I own more shoes than a straight man should.

03 - I have never made a home sex tape, but did bang a porn star.

04 - I sometimes listen to country music when I'm alone in the car.

05 - I get excited like a retard when bubble wrap is around.

06 - I sleepwalk

07 - Once my left testicle swelled up to the size of a baseball

08 - I'm kind of a nerd

09 - I finish way to quickly in the sack... there isn't even a word for it.

10 - Listen to the show to find out more!

 

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